Just when you think you've heard it all.....
Drug screened a young woman this morning who is unaccountably losing weight at an alarming pace. Her urine was positive for amphetemines, opiates, and barbiturates. She swore to me that she did not do drugs. Her boyfriend does, though, and when he ejaculates in her, that must be how the drugs got in her system.
Uh huh.
Well, I don't think I'll do the big cancer work-up I was considering.
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um...i need to loose weight at an alarming rate....... I take it this is a cocktail I can't buy over the counter. Shucks. ..kytti..
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